Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Dating Game

The Dating Game

As the rules change (mostly for the better) some long for old-fashioned romance


My parents were both 16 when they met. They both grew up in downtown Manhattan, mere minutes away. They were married at 21 and had me at 27. When I was 16, I still had a paper route, and at 27 I was still suffering through awkward dates and misfiring relationships. Dating was a lot different in the early 1960s than it is today, even in downtown Manhattan. Or is it?

A decidedly unscientific survey of some Louisvillians - i.e. a few of my friends - found that the courting ritual has, indeed, changed. But the reviews are mixed on whether that's a good thing.

While the awkward first date, with the store-bought bouquet and the "getting to know you" conversation over dinner, still exists, it is being supplanted by less formal forms of connection.

"I've found that most people have friends-of-friends hookups," said Lindsey Dobson, a 28-year-old married artist. "Hang out with a fine lookin' guy you met through a friend, play mind games for a while, and fool around until you figure it out. Don't return his calls if you're not into it and repeat until you find Mr. Right."

For the most part, that works, said April Fultz, a 26-year-old graphic designer who is single. But she admits that traditional dating does have its upsides.

"In my experience you could go hang out, then eventually hook up with someone. It is a good way to get to know who they really are before getting serious," Fultz said. "But it gets messy in the beginning when you can't tell what's a date and what is just a gathering of friends."

As the wooing process evolves, so, too, do the old rules. No sex until the third date? What does that mean if you've never gone on a date?

"Personally, the woman who I'm now married to was courted only briefly - we were married in six months," said musician Justin Schotter-Davis, 27, who, like many people, simply follows his instincts. "For some people, that's what feels natural and right... but I understand if someone needs to engage in a longer dating process in order to feel comfortable with themselves and the person they're with."

Besides, anything you would learn about someone on the first few dates is probably lurking somewhere on the Internet.

"You can get juicy info on anyone these days," Dobson said. "Blogs, MySpace and Facebook have torn down the barrier between public and private space."

People tend to over-romanticize dating anyway, Fultz said.

"Sometimes you can't really get to know a person on a date, though," she said. "Those fancy dates can hide the real modern womanizers."

Tracy Heightchew claims she has never even been on a date. Rather, she relies on that most modern of techniques: networking.

"My life has been marked by serial monogamy with someone I met through friends/work," said Heightchew, the 30-year-old co-founder of the Louisville Film Society. "We would be around each other in social events and eventually figure out we liked each other, then we were in a relationship."

Jessica Faulkner-Cundiff also followed the "friends first" model.

"I tend to appreciate a man with a sense of humor, so I ended up dating people with whom I already had a good rapport," said Faulkner-Cundiff, 22, an administrative assistant and a newlywed. "Come to think of it, I didn't know anyone who dated somebody they didn't know well, or 'hang out' with, beforehand."

But as with most things, you don't miss something until it's gone.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I would actually prefer an old-school first date in which I would be treated like a lady and he would be a gentleman," Dobson said. "I want clear intentions and a bouquet of flowers when he comes to the door, a fancy dinner, and the whole bit. Women are rarely wooed like that these days."

If that makes Mark Butler old-fashioned, then so be it.

"I always tried for formal dates because they impressed girls who were used to guys just doing the hang out/hook up thing," said Butler, a 34-year-old city planner. "I thought I had a better shot of making a good impression with my wit and charm rather than just being a pretty face in the crowd."

Sorry ladies - he's taken.

"I always did the hang out/hook up thing for romantic relationships," said Butler's wife, Carrie, 36, an official with TARC. "The only guy to ever ask me out on a date, pick me up with flowers in hand and take me to dinner and a play was the one I married."


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c. 2008 Velocity Weekly

Don't Touch That Dial



Who says there's nothing good on TV? We tackle the tube to sift the wheat from the chaff.

People are all too quick to say that there's nothing on TV but trash. They need to give some of this trash a chance.

Though I may know my way around a DVR, not everyone does. With that in mind (but remembering that quality is always the hope, at least), here is a helpful -- and totally random -- guide to navigating the vast and deep waters of TV.

Monday

8 p.m. "Gossip Girl" (CW) For their second and even more scandalous season, the kids of Riverdale High will stop abusing milkshakes and try not to go to so many sock hops. Oh, and have lots of three-ways in hot tubs while wearing $6,000 fur coats.

8 p.m. "Heroes" (NBC) After a fresh, exciting first season, they found themselves bogged down in dull plots and duller new characters. Can they bring back the magic? Or will Hiro be revealed to be a zero?

8:30 p.m. "How I Met Your Mother" (CBS) You might've heard that there's actually a very funny, very likeable sitcom on TV these days. It's even been on for three years already! It stars two people whose own parents haven't even heard of them and co-stars Neil Patrick Harris and the girl from "Buffy" (no, the other one) and the guy from "Knocked Up" (no, the other one.)

10 p.m. "CSI: Miami" (CBS) I hear David Caruso … (takes off sunglasses) is even more popular … (puts sunglasses back on) on his home planet.

10 p.m. "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" (Food Network) On a quest for the nation's best meatloaf, SoCal fratboy Guy Fieri helms a show that's delightfully revealing about the Third America, the one that combines solid, Midwestern values with weird, artsy-fartsy individuality.

10 p.m. "The Hills" (MTV) This season, Lauren, Stacy, Heather and Mildred resolve to work out their differences while wearing expensive clothes and not talking much. How interesting!

10:30 p.m. "Exiled" (MTV) Spoiled brats from "My Super Sweet 16" get sent off to foreign locales where they must work, sweat and learn life lessons. Hilarious!

10 p.m. "No Reservations" (Travel Channel) Armed with a punk rock/downtown attitude and a wide-open mind, Chef Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of the most authentically local, earthy meals, and hangs out with the people who create them.

Tuesday


8 p.m. "House" (Fox) Hugh Laurie is now making $9 million a year. When I act like a jerk people hate me, but when he does it -- with an American accent that only I seem to find fake -- he becomes a middle-aged hunk. On this week's episode: A woman is sick because … she has cancer! (Just a guess).

8 p.m. "90210" (CW) Oh, what a disappointment. I don't know why someone thought it would be a good idea to take scripts from 1977 afterschool specials, blend them with 40-something Jennie Garth and anorexic tweens gone wild, but this is just stupid. In a bad way.

9 p.m. "Greek" (ABC Family) This college comedy makes me laugh out loud at least once or twice an episode. While many of the central characters are attractive and well-off, one of the leads and his roommate are actual geeks. Best of all, this so-called "family show" has its fair share of sex, substance abuse and a main character who's gay and African-American and gets to kiss his white boyfriend occasionally. Let's see that on "Deal or No Deal"!

10 p.m. "The Shield" (FX) The seventh and final season is in motion. Everyone from critics to fans to creator Sean Ryan has noted that this is a rare beauty that has never had a bad season. Finding out what happens between Vic and Shane is probably the most important priority in my life right now (well, after my family).

Wednesday


9 p.m. "Project Runway" (Bravo) This is the last season on Bravo before the show moves to Lifetime and relocates to L.A. As far as I'm concerned, this might as well be it. L.A.? I got antsy when they went to Paris for an episode and a half. My biggest concern is that designers have become far too savvy about positioning themselves on the show, and that it's lost its exciting freshness (Auf Wiedersehen, Blayne!)

10 p.m. "Top Chef" (Bravo) Currently on hiatus, ads have begun appearing promising that a New York edition is coming soon! Phone the neighbors, wake the kids! This hugely addictive food competition show is like a weekly Super Bowl for women, gays and foodies.

10 p.m. "Dinner: Impossible" (Food Network) The wacky food challenges thrown at original host Robert Irvine were always more interesting than the irritable, resume-padding Brit chef star himself. The new star, Iron Chef Michael Symon, is a much better choice to say, feed hundreds of people at Opryland with a menu based on the lyrics of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

10 p.m. "South Park" (Comedy Central) Part of the Stewart/Colbert/SP trio that keeps Comedy Central from being a complete comedy-hating wasteland. It's been on for, what, 30 years? And still "South Park" remains the bravest, boldest and funniest voice on TV.

Thursday


9 p.m. "Grey's Anatomy" (ABC) That Katherine Heigel, so beautiful that no average man could ever win her over. I agree with her, though, the writing and acting on this series is abysmal.

9:30 p.m. "30 Rock" (NBC) It's very exciting to get to watch a comedy series that's funny, inventive, smart and fun every week! I wish more of you had the privilege. I just hope that the parade of guest stars (Oprah! Jennifer Aniston!) doesn't get to be too much.

10 p.m. "ER" (NBC) This show is so old, they watched it after the Last Supper (oh, snap!)

10 p.m. "Ace of Cakes" (Food Network) Those adorable scamps who make custom novelty cakes came to Louisville's Lebowski Fest this summer, and we can all watch it together on Oct. 9! Look for me in the background!

10 p.m. "Glam God" (VH1) You'd think that a show looking for the top stylist in Hollywood, hosted by Vivica A. Fox, would be the most gay-friendly show on TV and, yeah, it pretty much is.

10 p.m. "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style" (Bravo) The American prep school headmaster comes back to teach middle-class hausfraus how to dress slightly better. To know Tim Gunn is to love him.

10 p.m. "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" (MTV) Again, pretty self-explanatory. If you missed season one, you'll be interested to know two things: 1) Jeff Conaway, the most messed up drug addict ever put on TV, is back, and 2) Gary Busey will be around ... to counsel the addicts? This might not work out very well, but it's sure to be memorable.

Friday

8 p.m. "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" (Fox) Did you see the one with Sarah Palin?

10 p.m. "The Soup" (E!) The funniest and/or most absurd TV clips of the week, all wickedly tied together in one LOL package, hosted by comedian Joel McHale, the one guy whom I worry that my lady would leave me for if given the chance.

Saturday


10:30 a.m. "The Mighty B" (Nickelodeon) Amy Poehler voices the kid, an overeager girl scout, in this cartoon for girls and boys of all ages. The humor works on many levels, and the '70s-style animation is beautiful.

Sunday


9 p.m. "Dexter" (Showtime) One of the most provocative and exciting series on TV. I continue to be amazed at what they accomplish each season with this tale of the Robin Hood of serial killers. Forget Batman, this is the messed up anti-hero I want more of.

10 p.m. "Mad Men" (AMC) This Emmy-winning drama about Madison Avenue ad men in the early '60s is firing on all cylinders in season two. If you don't have cable, I refuse to hear your excuses. You can rent the first season at Wild & Woolly for only $4 a week -- that's, like, 50 cents an episode!

12 a.m. "Metalocalypse" (Cartoon Network) Simply the best cartoon about a death metal band ever. If you missed the one where they hired a yoga instructor to help them become more flexible, so they can, um, do that thing that no guy can do to himself … then you missed, um, something.

Daily

And, of course, there are the essentials that you'll want to see at least 10 minutes of each night:

11 p.m. "The Daily Show" (Comedy Central)

11:30 p.m. "The Colbert Report" (Comedy Central)

11:35 p.m. "Late Show with David Letterman" (CBS)

12:35 a.m. "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (NBC)

12:35 a.m. "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" (CBS)

Lastly, every Sunday morning, eat your cereal and set your DVR/Tivo/VCR to tape any interesting guests on the upcoming talk shows. You say you wouldn't be caught dead watching "Regis and Kelly" or "The Martha Stewart Show," but do you really want to miss Bill Clinton on "The View"? Or Sigur Ros playing for Carson Daly? Or Dr. Phil discussing racial slurs with Al Sharpton? No, you don't.



c. 2008 Velocity Weekly

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

William Benton interview

Lucky Pineapple recently released their fantastic new album, The Bubble Has Burst in Sky City, available at ear X-tacy or through http://www.louisvillenoise.com/.
I recently asked William Benton, a guitarist and singer in the band, a few questions to help me understand more about what makes him feel so pineapple.

Where did you grow up? Is your family musical or artistic?
I grew up in rural Oklahoma. My brother and I were born in the panhandle area, moved around a lot, and we more-or-less settled down in south-central Oklahoma.
My immediate family was neither artistic or musical. However, my grandfather played guitar and, allegedly, had played with Bill Monroe.

What is your musical background / training?

None. I just started playing along to songs I like and eventually decided that I wanted to learn more. I am barely orientated on music rule. I have nothing against it but, to be honest, the more I learn about it the more I feel restricted. Neutered.
As Charlie Parker once said "Learn all the rules, then do your best to forget them."
A lot of people say versions of that.



Who are your musical favorites/inspirations?
John Coltrane, Devo, Minutemen, Captain Beefheart, Waylon Jennings, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Black Flag, Willie Nelson, Prince, Descendents/ALL, John Cassavetes, Angelo Badalamenti, Sun Ra, Fugazi, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Talking Heads, Kurt Weill, Hank Williams Sr., PJ Harvey, Brian Eno, Jim White, Kraftwerk, Nels Cline, Marc Ribot, Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Irving Berlin, Charles Bukowski, Butthole Surfers, Bad Brains, fIREHOSE, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Television, Ramones, Fela Kuti, Sonic Youth, Man... or Astroman?, Link Wray, Flaming Lips, Karen Dalton, KONK, Saccharine Trust, Meat Puppets, Buck Owens, John Lennon, George Harrison, Can, Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, Werner Herzog, The Dirty Three, Shipping News, Bernard Herrmann, Federico Fellini, Bela Tarr, Andy Kaufman, Peter Sellers, Moondog, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin, Monty Python, Lou Reed, George Jones, Daniel Johnston, Axel Cooper, Blixa Bargeld, Pink Floyd, Circle Jerks, Sergio Leone, Califone, Bob Dylan, The Monks, Jandek, John Fante, Leadbelly, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, Nick Lowe, Duke Ellington, The Geraldine Fibbers, David Bowie, King Crimson, Earl Thomas Conley, Dinosaur Jr., Shellac, The Birthday Party, Pixies, Faust, Neu, Klaus Kinski, Wilco, Jim O'Rourke, The Monkees, Otomo Yoshihide, John Frusciante, Big Youth, Smoke, Melt Banana, Pavement, Leonard Cohen, Skip James, The Slits, The Monorchid, Johnny Dowd, The 13th Floor Elevators, The J.B's, Queen, The Pogues, Chet Baker, The Raincoats, Gaunt, Raymond Scott, New Age Steppers, Husker Du, Shannon Wright, Southern Culture on the Skids, Gavin Bryars, Tubeway Army, Cole Porter, Jimmy Smith, Scott Walker, Radar Bros., The Fall, Wire and many others.

What bands/projects are you currently involved with? How did you get involved with them?
Currently I am just playing with/in Lucky Pineapple and doing some stuff on my own that I hope to start another band around.
I was asked to join Lucky Pineapple after JC and Matt met Brian and they had a few songs together. My prior band, Tyrone, had just split up so I thought I'd give it a try. That was four years ago. Dang.

What do you hope to achieve with music?

Personal satisfaction, mostly. It's difficult and you find yourself wondering if it is possible but that's how it keeps going, I guess. I've written things that I am proud of but I always end up thinking that it is just a door opened along the way to really finding IT.
Musically, I have a pretty clear idea how and where I work. I want to get more proficient at every musical instrument and I would like to be a better singer... but I feel I have a clear look at where I need to be and I know it just requires hard work and devotion. I am surely the type that is always dangerously close to dropping every responsibility to concentrate on the creative process.
I really like getting older. I can't get far enough away from my youth. I think getting older is getting me closer to satisfaction with my songwriting. Thankfully.